Postmates - Food Delivery, Faster

Dear Postmates Customer,

Good evening. Our executive team is pleased to be able to report to you our results in Week 12 of Q1 2017.

The strategic realignment that we embarked on Week 11 of Q1 has started to bear fruit, and as a result we're proud to report that we were able to cut bugs by 93%, while increasing the volume of happy cats with lazy owners who like to get cat food via Postmates by a whopping 23%.

In Week 12 of Q1, we also increased total number of pixels moved by 34%, representing an increase of ∞% YoY, which is a number that is large.

Our guidance for Week 13 of Q1 remains strong, and we are confident that you will continue to see strong growth in pixels moved volume as our team learns how to use the Fill tool in Photoshop, while maintaining the reliability and service that our company has always been known for.

Thank you, and here it is, your moment of zen, good for 1 free delivery for the first 100 lucky shareholders: SERIOUSBUSINESS
Postmates delivers the best of your city to your door in minutes, from local favorites to Chipotle and Starbucks. It’s the fastest, easiest way to shop local on-demand—place an order from any restaurant or store and a member of our fleet will pick it up and bring it straight to you!

Order Anything: We deliver from virtually any store or restaurant in your city. Order late night meals, last-minutes birthday gifts, cleaning supplies—anything!

Speed: Our system takes into account time and distance to ensure your order is assigned to the best possible Postmate, for the fastest possible delivery

We’re Always Open: Postmates is a 365 days a year, 24/7 service.

Delivery Anywhere: We’ll deliver to your home, office, a park—wherever you’re at!

Real-Time Tracking: Keep tabs on your delivery progress on a live map!

Customer Service: Need help? Our world-class customer service team is available 24/7.